The Gimlet’s report from this year’s week at Scout Camp. See the entire photo album in the Gimlet Gallery.

Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, here I am at Camp Pigott. So it doesn’t rhyme. It didn’t rain and we had fun.

Early Monday morning we met at the church. As Scoutmaster I have to make sure the boys who are going to camp have their physical forms. One boy didn’t and his father had to drive him home to get it. When the Assistant Scoutmaster showed up he had the physical. Ooops! After we got that taken care of we drove to camp. We had to take our gear to our campsite, change into swimsuits, and then wait in line for the physical re-check. After the re-check, we were in line again for the swim test. Then we had lunch. The boys did not know what to think when the staff began singing the “Announcement song.” The “Announcement Song” began the same way each meal, but a new section was added for each subsequent meal.

After lunch was a frenzy of merit badge sign ups and then immediately the boys took off to their first three hours of classes. Then dinner and after dinner the last class. We had the opening campfire after the last class. The boys complained that the day was really long.

On Tuesday the normal class schedule began and the boys seemed to enjoy themselves. | … continue reading Announcements, announcements, ann-OOOUUUNCE-ments …

The band sampler (Heirloom Birth Sampler chart by Victoria Sampler) is finished, and in a little more than one month! The date is still blank; that won’t be set for another month or two, but everything else is done.

Here are some before and after photos of the Hardanger band. Just in case I completely messed up cutting the linen I wanted to document that at one time the sampler looked pretty. But that part of the process went well, so instead it’s interesting to see the difference that the drawn and pulled stitches make to the design.

As a Hardanger newbie, I wanted all the help I could get. Hardanger Basics and Beyond by Janice Love was the book I relied on most of all to make sure I stitched my kloster blocks (groups of satin stitches) in the proper order, cut the threads just right, and weave or wrap the remaining linen threads. The book is full of diagrams and clearly-written, detailed instructions. Best of all, there are plenty of left-handed directions! As the title suggests, basic Hardanger elements (kloster blocks, wrapped and woven bars, dove’s eyes, square filets, etc.) and motifs (tulip/ship and star) are introduced and explained. Projects are small: sachet-type pillows and bags.

I also highly recommend Victoria Sampler’s Beyond Cross Stitch series of small learning samplers — the samplers are grouped into six levels of ten projects each and each sampler teaches one or two new stitches. The diagrams and directions are excellent. Extra hints are included for each level of stitches (ribbon embroidery, pulled thread, Hardanger) and those are very helpful, too. (As I do most of my stitching after the Things have been put to bed, the advice to avoid cutting when tired was timely). Both the VS kits and Janice Love’s book were confidence builders for learning this type of embroidery. I found that the stitches weren’t particularly complicated; following the directions slowly and carefully yielded the best results.

Look for photos of the entire sampler in the fall once the date’s in place and the sampler has been framed.

Aside: the finished sampler will be mounted over a colored mat board so the Hardanger embroidery will match the ribbons and lettering. To take these pictures, I recalled the advice of my favorite Jane Austen hero (and his equally admirable sister) that muslin (or in this case, silk) always turns to some account or other … thus my ball gown becomes a fine backdrop to show off embroidery projects.

Sunday night The Gimlet and Thing One were packing for scout camp. Thing Two found his mini sleeping bag and a hat, added them to the pile of gear, and announced, “Thing Two can go to scout camp, too!”

Oh, dear.

So the mini tent and sleeping bag have been assembled in the family room for “Mommy and Thing Two camp” and I’m trying to think of some fun activities for the week.

Later Monday evening we were watching the dinnertime rush around the bird feeders at Grandma and Grandpa’s house. The goldfinches and the chickadees constantly compete for the feeder perches, with the occasional hummingbird entering the fray. The birds were swooping and diving in every direction, and finally one little chickadee hit the window. The acrobatics didn’t even slow down so it must not have been hurt (and it didn’t sound like it hit that hard), but Thing Two composed the following story in honor of the occasion:

The Crying Chickadee, by Thing Two

The chickadee flew into the window. He was sad. He was crying. The chickadee’s mommy gave him a hug.

(Repeat several times until bed time.)

It’s not quite Gilbert and Sullivan, but still quite affecting under the circumstances. But more significant is that Thing Two may have found an artistic outlet for his disappointment over scout camp.

Wherein The Gimlet takes his Scout troop river rafting, and all return home safely! See more photos from the trip in the Gimlet Gallery, and look for the report from Scout Camp in mid-July.

Friday, June 20, 2008, we set off for Cashmere outside of Wenatchee to go rafting. We arrived at the home of the grandparents of one of the adult leaders. They had the three professional rafts and we camped on their large, park-like, yard. The first night we cooked hamburgers and hot dogs over an open fire. The Gimlet’s ginormous tent housed all the boys (about 14 of them) with room to spare. The adults slept in two other tents.

After a pancake breakfast Saturday morning we were off to the river. We were guided by able guides who volunteered from the local church unit. (The guides had 15 and 20 years of experience.) The section of the Wenatchee river we rode is a Class III river. The ride was great; Drunkard’s Droop, Snow Blind and Suffocator were particularly exciting for our group. Snow Blind knocked the entire group of paddlers, except for Thing One, into the bottom of the boat. The guide had to do a 180 degree turn after Snow Blind to keep us from going through Suffocator backwards. Excitement! Only one paddle lost, and we recovered it in the calm water after the rapids.

After the river trip, the boys enjoyed the hot tub back at the host’s home, and then we packed up and drove back to the city. The new SUV got nearly 25 mpg! Not bad since the first part of the trip was in Seattle’s Friday evening traffic.

The local strawberries are finally in season, and they are tender, sweet, and so delicious! The season is later than usual due to our chilly spring, and according to the farmers at the fruit stand, the strawberries will last through mid-July.  We’re lucky enough to live within walking distance of a pair of fruit stands, and in addition to the Hood, Puget Summer, and Totem strawberries, have been indulging in fresh Rainier cherries, and the free samples of plums, nectarines, and melons.

We made enough freezer jam to last the year and have been enjoying the rest on shortcake and homemade strawberry milkshakes. If you’re feeling ambitious, this melt-in-the-mouth white chocolate strawberry bagatelle will make good use of the berries and is well worth the effort, but if you can’t wait that long, try our favorite snack: fresh berries dipped in sour cream, then rolled in brown sugar.

Grandmas always have the best ideas for entertaining bored kids: the Niña’s weekend visit to the Center for Wooden Boats was a perfect way to spend a sunny morning.

The original Niña, Christopher Columbus’ favorite ship, disappears from records around 1501. A historically correct replica of this 15th century caravel was built in Valenca, Brazil using hand tools and period-correct design and construction techniques. The new Niña was completed in 1991, appeared in the film 1492, and now visits ports around the USA and Canada as a ’sailing museum.’ She visits Seattle from 18-23 June; other local stops include Tacoma, WA and Victoria and Port Alberni in British Columbia before sailing to California.

We were all surprised at how small the Niña is: just short of 94 feet overall with a deck length of 66 feet and beam measuring 17 feet. The replica houses a seven-person crew, but in Columbus’ day there would have been about two dozen or more men on board, plus the animals stored in the hold. Thing Two was intrigued by the ship’s rudder and tiller and the large opening in which they were placed; Monkey almost fell into Lake Union when his keeper tried to give him a closer look. (Unfortunately the photo of this event is too blurred to share; your humble narrator chose to lunge for Monkey instead of keeping still. We need a faster camera, and perhaps I should make a tiny life jacket for Monkey as well.)

The Virginia V, a classic steam ship from the Mosquito Fleet, was also open for tours. Thing One preferred the Virginia V to the Niña, especially the steam engine room. At the entrance to the Center for Wooden Boats a local artisan was busy creating a canoe from an immense cedar log.

Our morning ended on a sad note when Thing Two made it clear that he had expected to do more than simply tour a ship. Deeply disappointed that we didn’t actually sail on the water, he sobbed softly all the way home. He may be living up to his namesake: a great-great grandfather who is reported to have boarded a sailing ship at age 14, served in the Danish navy, and had many seafaring adventures in the process. Poor little Thing Two, would-be powder monkey; you’re too young to break your mother’s heart and run off to sea just yet.

Exploring Further:

• Gimlet Gallery album of our visit to the Niña. Includes more information about the ship and plaques describing the captain’s quarters, the ship’s boat, and the hold.
• Niña’s official web site: history of the original and replica ships, photos, tour schedule, and more.
• More about caravels

A biscornu is a tiny eight-sided embroidered pillow. It can be used as a pincushion, a key or scissor fob, or filled with potpourri for a sachet, to name a few possibilities. The name derives from a French adjective which literally means “several horns” and refers to an odd or bizarre, irregularly shaped object. Sometimes they’re called tuffets, too. I had seen a few of these little gizmos and wasn’t sure I could make one, but they’re not difficult after all! I began stitching the pieces late one afternoon, finished most of the stitching that evening, and assembled the biscornu the following day.

To try it out, I used a quick, simple pattern and materials already on hand. One of my favorite eBay sellers often includes extra fabric with my purchases, so I chose a small piece of her khaki colored Quaker cloth (28 count). The biscornu instructions on the Own Two Hands blog includes a list of links to patterns; I based mine on the “Popular Red Biscornu” pattern, but instead of red I used alternating bands of cream and lilac. While stitching the design, I decided to add cream-colored beads to the ends and points, and chose a pair of honeybee buttons to decorate the center. So much for keeping it simple. This is a good time to point out that biscornu-making can be addictive like embroidery crack. The design possibilities are endless, and they can be embellished with beads, buttons, charms, ribbons, hand dyed fabrics — anything goes.

There are several great how-to sites (I already mentioned Own Two Hands; also check out Violarium and Biscornu Basics) which show off lovely examples to pique interest, then walk the biscornu-curious through the creation steps. Here are a few lessons learned:

• The pattern I chose used only one color. Was that good enough for me? Oh, no. The light colors I chose give this biscornu a lovely antique look, but it would have been a lot easier to stitch with a dark color … like red … especially on the khaki-colored fabric. These stitches were hard to see and I had to unpick the design several times because I kept miscounting the evenweave. Not a big issue, but if I were making one for the first time again, it would be much easier if there were greater contrast between the floss and fabric.
• The how-to sites suggested attaching some backing to the evenweave. Good idea, because the evenweave frays like crazy. But I chose to back mine with felt, which was so thick that it made it difficult to stitch the two pieces together. The corners are not as square as I’d like them to be, either. Next time I’ll use much thinner backing.
• I used #12 perle cotton to stitch the connecting backseam, which may have been overkill and was almost impossible to see against the khaki fabric (see do-over #1). But between the felt and the perle cotton, it’s sturdy!
• Not precisely a do-over, but the rest of Team Gimlet claim the buttons aren’t honeybees, but houseflies. Even I have to admit these buttons are a little bit ambiguous (but I still say they’re bees). Perhaps I should name this the Pestilence Biscornu?

Even with these missteps, I’m pleased with how my first attempt turned out. Speaking of first attempts, here’s another peek at that band sampler I’ve been working on. It’s proceeding more quickly than I thought it would; ten out of the fifteen bands are finished. At this rate there shouldn’t be any trouble completing the sampler on time, but the Hardanger embroidery at the end promises to be a challenge.

This weekend was the annual church fathers and sons outing at Ensign Ranch. Ensign Ranch is a church property in the Cascade Mountains with camp sites, a lake for fishing and canoeing, and horses to ride. With a weekend forecast predicting rain, I elected to stay in the bunk houses rather than pitch a tent that would have to be dried when we returned home.

After work for me and school for Thing One, we quickly packed our sleeping bags and coats to go to camp. Thing Two was excited as he got to pile his coat and mini sleeping bag (a Christmas present) among the gear. Thing Two seemed a little bit concerned that we would leave him behind and made sure he was ready to go. Because the mini sleeping bag is not really made for real camping we had my old sleeping bag available to put the mini sleeping bag in.

We loaded our gear into the new SUV and picked up a couple of other campers, filled the tank (with the new car I had to find out the highway mileage) and then drove for an hour at 30 miles an hour to get out of the city. (Maybe next time I will really get the highway mileage.). The drive over Snoqualmie Pass was beautiful as usual. The snow pack looks great for the summer.

We arrived at camp, unloaded our gear and claimed our bunks. Then it was time for burgers in the lodge and playing pool, foosball, and shuffle board. Thing Two wasn’t too sure about the noisy activity, but enjoyed playing catch with Thing One.

Fortunately, the weather report was accurate and soon after dinner the heavy rain let up and a slight drizzle replaced it. In the Pacific Northwest this means we can go outside for a campfire. Thing One roasted marshmallows and made s’mores. Thing Two and the Gimlet ate the chocolate and Thing Two ate unroasted marshmallows. Thing Two was pushed over by a boy one month older than him. The other boy’s father was appropriately chagrined and Thing Two recovered quickly. After the campfire there was more playtime in the lodge.

The Things were now tired and it was time for bed. I slept in the bed next to Thing Two with Thing One in the top bunk. Thing Two moved over during the night and reached out to grab my hand in his sleep to make sure I was there. While he was quiet when we were in the lodge, with the lights off he kept saying over and over that he was in a sleeping bag with Grover and Monkey.

We ate a hearty breakfast of pancakes, sausage, orange juice, and hot chocolate. After that I signed the boys up for riding horses. Thing One got the one hour trail ride, and Thing Two got the ride in the meadow with me leading the horse. Thing One rode Jackson, and Thing Two rode Micah. They both enjoyed it immensely; Thing Two has been telling everybody he sees about his ride on Micah.

After the horseback riding, it was time to head home. The fishing and canoes will have to wait until next year. Upon the return home I determined I got 20 mpg. Not bad considering the traffic at the beginning of the trip.

Editor’s Note: The Gimlet has recently been heard to complain that all the recent cross stitching posts have made the blog rather too piano for his taste. Your Humble Narrator suggested that if he started remodeling the kitchen (or the bathroom, or building his tool shed), subsequent posts might be more to his liking. Since he didn’t jump on any of these great ideas, a book about tools (and monkeys) will have to suffice.

Monkey with a Tool Belt by Chris Monroe already has everything Thing Two could hope for in a story: (1) a monkey; and (2) tools. Lots of tools. But there’s more! Chico Bon Bon (and what a great name for our monkey hero) builds and fixes all sorts of interesting things for his family and friends (clocks, swings, roller coasters), until the day he’s kidnapped by an organ grinder. But the organ grinder doesn’t realize he’s dealing with a primate packing hardware. Resourcefulness and Chico’s can-do attitude triumph in the end!

The illustrations (also by Chris Monroe) are a treat: funny, colorful, and full of details to delight both children and parents. The countless gadgets and gizmos Chico pulls out of his tool belt are especially fun. Until Chico Bon Bon gets his own show on the DIY Network, enjoy reading Monkey with a Tool Belt with your favorite little tool-loving monkeys.

In addition to Owl and the Pussycat, my other long-term stitching project this summer is a band sampler. It’s intended to be a gift, so I’ll leave out certain identifying details about it, but I’m using Victoria Sampler’s Heirloom Birth Sampler chart with just a few changes to the text to suit the occasion.

As per the directions, I chose to stitch the sampler on 32 count Belfast linen, platinum color. Everything about this project is new to me, from stitching on evenweave fabric (after a few false starts on a practice piece I’m getting the hang of it) to the embroidery threads (I’m loving the various silk flosses), ribbons, and beads, and nearly all the stitches are new, too. The sampler doesn’t need to be completed until the fall, so I’m going to take it very slowly, one or two bands at a time, learning the stitches as I go.

This week I finished the first three bands. The top band is a gorgeous garland of ribbon embroidery and beading, which may look more difficult to make than it was. The ribbon had to be handled carefully to keep the loops full, but the stitches themselves were easy to learn (and the ribbon loops are a great hiding place for any stitching sins). The garland is followed up by a band of pulled three-sided stitches, then double-sized cross stitches.

So far so good, but there’s a lot more left to do, and I’m especially nervous about cutting the fabric for the hemstitched band a few rows down. If it doesn’t work out, I can always give the intended recipient a gift card instead, and nobody will be the wiser.